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23 Excuses why I’m not blogging today

Posted by on 2nd Dec 2007 Blogging 10 comments

We all are good friends with this guy, and often find wiling away our time with him more than anyone else. I’m talking about being lazy! Many people think that there are more troubles from it than good. Well. I have a different story altogether.

I must be ashamed to say that I’m not lazy. I am.. indeed I am. And I believe I have all the right to be.

For only hard workers are lazy, uh….well… all hard workers tend to be… lazy. Or is it the other way round? Whatever…but I am not guilty of being lazy. I don’t know about you… but I enjoy every bit of it.

Here are the 23 odd great reasons why I believe I have all the right to be lazy today and not to blog.

  1. I am hard-working.
  2. I need more time to think than to execute a work, you know I’m a budding genius and geniuses spend more time in thinking about stuff than they really do.
  3. I skipped my vacation (last month). I need to catch up this month, so planning for it.
  4. Today is Sunday, woohoo! Which means no work.
  5. I work a 9-5 day job which is totally exhausting, and tiring! I needed a break.
  6. My fingers are sore blogging.
  7. My laptop is running out of memory.
  8. My mouse is not working.
  9. My toddler is going waw–waw! He needs attention.
  10. There is a high probability that my wife may send me a divorce notice.
  11. I have no money to hire an advocate.
  12. I hate advocates.
  13. What’s the current chart buster in music?  I need to catch up on trends.
  14. I am over-whelmed with SEO projects.
  15. Need to outsource my SEO works to someone in India.
  16. I’m thinking of retiring at 21 err..26.
  17. I am hard-working.
  18. I should spend more time at the gym.
  19. I’m going to play Mr.Funny with Kevin not sticking to the schedule here are Blogging Tips.
  20. My doc suggested me less blogging-more sleep.
  21. I’ve had enough of “Making Money Online”, I’ve realized that it never works.
  22. I’m sick with this “Blogging superstar” title. Aww! I desperately need a break.
  23. I’m running out of ideas to blog.
  24. Yaaay…I’m done! And I can’t believe you read all that !

If I were you, I would’ve either closed the tab or already commented by now! :mad:

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10 comments - Leave a reply
  • Posted by A Blog about Nothing on 2nd Dec 2007

    Dude! Come on, if you take all the excuses what’s left for the rest of us? Nice article, can’t tell you how often I’ve had some of those very same thoughts.
  • Posted by Myo Kyaw Htun on 2nd Dec 2007

    (1). I am hard-working and (17). I am hard-working ?

    Is there any other different meaning in these sentences ?
  • Posted by New York Hotels on 2nd Dec 2007

    Nice blog, keep it up!
  • Posted by Guardian Angel on 2nd Dec 2007

    Hi! I think you missed one good reason in which I
  • Posted by Guardian Angel on 2nd Dec 2007

    Hi! ooops! sorry, my fingers are already tired! Anyways, I think you missed the best reason, which is ” my wife is calling me from the bedroom…” LOL! Btw, your list is nice, just hope it is just a list, and not to follow….
  • Posted by Nirmal on 3rd Dec 2007

    Ha ha ha… funny one. Liked it.

    BTW does 1 and 17 mean different types of hardworking? :grin:

  • Posted by Ninja Dollar on 3rd Dec 2007

    I liked this list. You obviously work very hard at avoiding work! :grin:

  • Posted by Mani Karthik on 3rd Dec 2007

    @Myo, Nirmal and Ninja, though you guys can proclaim that you found a mistake, it was actually a futile attempt from me to "show" that I'm trying to be funny. Well, guess it didn't work :grin: LOL

    Thanks all, glad you liked the post.

    Cheers!

    Mani
  • Posted by Jaz on 4th Dec 2007

    He mentioned 23 reasons and there are 24 in the list… i thought he mistakenly put up the title. however, 1 and 17 are the same…. so, he's excuse hehe… Nice article bro… I suggest next time, you'll make it 100 reasons! ha..ha..h… yeah! running out of topics…