23 Excuses why I’m not blogging today
Written by Mani Karthik from Daily SEO Blog on December 2, 2007
We all are good friends with this guy, and often find wiling away our time with him more than anyone else. I’m talking about being lazy! Many people think that there are more troubles from it than good. Well. I have a different story altogether.
I must be ashamed to say that I’m not lazy. I am.. indeed I am. And I believe I have all the right to be.
For only hard workers are lazy, uh….well… all hard workers tend to be… lazy. Or is it the other way round? Whatever…but I am not guilty of being lazy. I don’t know about you… but I enjoy every bit of it.
Here are the 23 odd great reasons why I believe I have all the right to be lazy today and not to blog.
- I am hard-working.
- I need more time to think than to execute a work, you know I’m a budding genius and geniuses spend more time in thinking about stuff than they really do.
- I skipped my vacation (last month). I need to catch up this month, so planning for it.
- Today is Sunday, woohoo! Which means no work.
- I work a 9-5 day job which is totally exhausting, and tiring! I needed a break.
- My fingers are sore blogging.
- My laptop is running out of memory.
- My mouse is not working.
- My toddler is going waw–waw! He needs attention.
- There is a high probability that my wife may send me a divorce notice.
- I have no money to hire an advocate.
- I hate advocates.
- What’s the current chart buster in music? I need to catch up on trends.
- I am over-whelmed with SEO projects.
- Need to outsource my SEO works to someone in India.
- I’m thinking of retiring at 21 err..26.
- I am hard-working.
- I should spend more time at the gym.
- I’m going to play Mr.Funny with Kevin not sticking to the schedule here are Blogging Tips.
- My doc suggested me less blogging-more sleep.
- I’ve had enough of “Making Money Online”, I’ve realized that it never works.
- I’m sick with this “Blogging superstar” title. Aww! I desperately need a break.
- I’m running out of ideas to blog.
- Yaaay…I’m done! And I can’t believe you read all that !
If I were you, I would’ve either closed the tab or already commented by now! 
A Blog about Nothing | December 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm #
Dude! Come on, if you take all the excuses what’s left for the rest of us? Nice article, can’t tell you how often I’ve had some of those very same thoughts.
New York Hotels | December 2nd, 2007 at 4:36 pm #
Nice blog, keep it up!
Guardian Angel | December 2nd, 2007 at 9:02 pm #
Hi! I think you missed one good reason in which I
Guardian Angel | December 2nd, 2007 at 9:05 pm #
Hi! ooops! sorry, my fingers are already tired! Anyways, I think you missed the best reason, which is ” my wife is calling me from the bedroom…” LOL! Btw, your list is nice, just hope it is just a list, and not to follow….
Myo Kyaw Htun | December 2nd, 2007 at 9:22 pm #
(1). I am hard-working and (17). I am hard-working ?
Is there any other different meaning in these sentences ?
Nirmal | December 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 am #
Ha ha ha… funny one. Liked it.
BTW does 1 and 17 mean different types of hardworking?
Ninja Dollar | December 3rd, 2007 at 6:45 am #
I liked this list. You obviously work very hard at avoiding work!
Mani Karthik (Post Author) | December 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 pm #
@Myo, Nirmal and Ninja, though you guys can proclaim that you found a mistake, it was actually a futile attempt from me to “show” that I’m trying to be funny. Well, guess it didn’t work
LOL
Thanks all, glad you liked the post.
Cheers!
Mani
Jaz | December 5th, 2007 at 1:27 am #
He mentioned 23 reasons and there are 24 in the list… i thought he mistakenly put up the title. however, 1 and 17 are the same…. so, he’s excuse hehe… Nice article bro… I suggest next time, you’ll make it 100 reasons! ha..ha..h… yeah! running out of topics…